'DA FORM 198A-51 FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY November 12, 2016 ** This form has been updated with a following document to be viewed here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfenoRdF1oY ** Top Secret Information from Nevada regarding the existence of Extra-terrestrial life has been leaked into the public. This document provides the full-extent to hide the evidence of spontaneous disappearance of fast food stock nationwide effective immediately. Civilian Intelligence may not receive this sensitive information unless they are granted appropriate access by the United States government. Continues as follows: The signal from Edwards Air Force Base at approximately 0100 hours was received from an unknown source, presumed to be titled \"Joey\". The US Army has coordinated with the Intel section near the area where the assumed data link took place. Through unusual activity taking place after the allocated strike, a message was given to the President with a message concerning the advancement to DEFCON 2. At the present time, Edwards Air Force Base has yet to forward this transmission to foreign allies. -END-'
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